A Wee Guide to Scottish Slang
Scotland is proud of being different. Take a look at our history, our politics, our national dress, our food, or our music and you’ll find we’re a nation that delights in doing things our own way. But what sets us apart more than anything is the way we speak – not just our accent, but also the unusual words and expressions we use every day.
Then you’ve got words like caiket and mocket, both meaning dirty, and hacket, meaning ugly. One of my favourite and most-used pieces of slang is mingin’ – a word with many uses, none of which are very complimentary. It can be used to describe poor weather, unpleasant food, a bad smell, a rude joke, a dirty hotel, someone who’s had too much to drink…the list is endless!Here are a few more common favourites:
Hoachin’ = very busy
Hummin’ = smelly
Muckle = very big
Gowpin’ = very sore
Blether = to talk or gossip
Puggled = Breathless, tired out
Numptie = a fairly inoffensive name for someone who’s being a bit silly.
Many of the words commonly used in modern Scotland are borrowed from Scots, a 600-year-old language of Germanic origin. But it’s important to note that while some words can be heard all over the country, each region of our tiny nation has its own special way of speaking. And if you head to the north-east of the country, chances are you’ll be more confused than ever!
Up there, locals speak something called Doric. Some say it’s a dialect, others claim it’s a language in it’s own right, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be unlike anything you’ve ever heard before.
The most common greeting in Aberdeen is Foos yer doos? And the literal translation is…how are your pigeons? The usual response to the question would be Peckin’ awa’, literally meaning, pecking away, but translating as fine, thanks! But be warned, in Aberdeen the word fine can mean okay, glorious, delicious or gorgeous, depending on the context and the intonation.
Head even further north and you’ll start to see strange combinations of letters on the road signs and street names. This is Scottish Gaelic, the ancient language now spoken by around 60,000 people in the country. Very little Gaelic has made its way into general use, with one notable exception – and if you’re only going to learn one phrase during your trip to Scotland, this should be it. Sláinte Mhor, pronounced slan-jay-voh, means Good Health, otherwise known as…Cheers!